the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize