Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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