remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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