Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
third nipple confirmed
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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