You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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