I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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