I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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