Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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