I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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