I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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