Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Randomize
