That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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