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i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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