That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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