32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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