Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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