he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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