well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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