i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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