some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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