i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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