There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
