Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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