Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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