Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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