let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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