talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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