Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
MIDGETS
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Shame is for Republicans.
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