just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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