If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
this boner is exhausting
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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