her vagine was all disorganized.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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