As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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