i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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