Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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