Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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