your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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