i'm lost and i look like a hooker
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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