ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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