i just google imaged poop.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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