can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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