Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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