have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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