Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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