Are we in a gay sports bar?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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