yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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