I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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