Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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