i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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