why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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