ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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