We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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