He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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