she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
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