walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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