She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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