Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
sex in a hospital.. check
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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